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Christopher Lathrop AutobiographyMy name is Christopher Ray Lathrop. And this is my Auto biography. Iwas born at Saint Peters Hospital right here in Olympia WA. Where my other twobrothers Jarred 15, and Ryley 20 months, were born as well.     I traveled to Michigan with my family, when I was around seven or six.Where my auntie lives with her six kids and a small Korean family. I remember my become gave my brother and I ,what she refereed too as a Care Package, Right forward the trip. It was filled with weapons, nipple clamps, blow up dolls,bulling pins and other inatimate objects. What a trip four days on the roadwith my brother and parents. Stopping at places identical the worlds largest ball Ofstring. We ended up going to the air port where my mom sent me too India.Where I lived with a Monk monastery. While I was there, I was beaten repeatedlywith tree limbs. The only toys I had to play with were the contents of the carepackage. I also received for some monk holiday a pet snow monkey. But brotherHaanz stole him from me for his own entertainment.(If you know what I mean?)     Anyway a few years later when I became a shambala monk. (many degreesabove a standard monk.) I ran away to America and joined circus Vargus as thehead clown. When the Circus came too my hometown of Olympia My mother witnessedmy performance, and decided too let me move back home. Living at home was worsethan I had hoped. I decided to venture, as I called it on a long and hopefullysuccessful quest to find an answer to one of mans most pondered questions. "Ifa cow laughs, does milk come out of his thump?" So I took what was left of thecare package, most of it though, was broken during my stay in the Turkish prison.Thats a whole different story though. Well anyhow I took what was left ofthe care package, and left.      then(prenominal) at the age of fourteen I go to Cat-mon-du-Abudabi-allowishis-debris 90210. and out o f pure coincidence, became a porno star. Then I builtmy own nudist colony. Which unfortunately became impregnated by four Dutchscientists with a golden retriever. So I was forced by 16 Jewishscientists with a Great Dane to have an abortion. They claimed it to be immoralor something along those lines. My memory is a bit hazy, when It comes to thosetimes. After the abortion I moved to New York, and began raising venomous